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llamallama-duck: nuvoloso: fyeahstrangefinds: Say goodbye to yesterday – Shredder calendar  The Chrono-Shredder is a wall calendar that shreds the days as they pass. It takes a full 24-hours to shred a date, but only 10 minutes to run a dead hooker through a wood-chipper. The Chrono-Shredder is a device that reminds us of the preciousness of our lifetime. It represents the passing of time by shredding the days of the year – printed on a paper roll – at a slow constant rate. To shred one day takes 24 hours. There is no “off”-button. As the seconds pass by, the tattered remains of the past pile up under the device… (Source) I have to get me one of these. paper shredders + calendars.  find a way to include oreos and THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME.

llamallama-duck:

nuvoloso:

fyeahstrangefinds:

Say goodbye to yesterday – Shredder calendar 

The Chrono-Shredder is a wall calendar that shreds the days as they pass. It takes a full 24-hours to shred a date, but only 10 minutes to run a dead hooker through a wood-chipper.

The Chrono-Shredder is a device that reminds us of the preciousness of our lifetime. It represents the passing of time by shredding the days of the year – printed on a paper roll – at a slow constant rate. To shred one day takes 24 hours. There is no “off”-button. As the seconds pass by, the tattered remains of the past pile up under the device… (Source)

I have to get me one of these.

paper shredders + calendars.  find a way to include oreos and THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME.

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